In honor of my 26th birthday…
1. I once was a coordinated teenager who could play sports, I am no longer that person
2. I have been in so many car accidents it has made me a paranoid driver
3. Most of you probably knew number 2, but did you know that I’m SO paranoid I sometimes memorize license plates of cars that I’m sure will hit me and then drive off without stopping? I figure if I have their license plate number memorized, the police can find them and match the damages on our cars… for example.. the other day I pulled into an empty space at Wal-Mart. The man in the space in front of mine was packing up his car. I was sure that since he didn’t see me pull in, once he got in his car to drive away, he would pull forward through the space and hit me. I memorized his license plate. He did not hit me (as most of you probably guessed). I also did not need to memorize his license plate because it was a neighbor of mine, I’m sure I could have found him easily.
4. I’m paranoid, but only about certain things (#2 and 3 for example)
5. I am paranoid my house will be broken into and I wont be able to call the police because the burglar will hear me and hunt me down so I have set up texting codes with a neighbor. She can call the police for me.
6. I wish my hair was super long again
7. I love Disney channel movies and shows. Miley and I used to have a good relationship (back when she was normal)
8. I would go to Disneyland over any amusement park anywhere
9. This year was my first time getting a flu shot (that I’m aware of, I probably got them as a kid). Oh and if you love Tyler and want to spend lots of fun, close proximity, time with him this winter you’ll get one too!
10. The other day I was sure I smelled fish in my friends ice.
11. I’m the worst person to ask for a book, movie, or TV show recommendations (mostly because I like the Disney channel)
12. The longest I’ve ever had a job was 3 years
13. I am a believer in retail therapy, and I think my insurance should cover it
14. I’m NOT paranoid when it comes to my child.
15. This last year was the first year I actually attempted to make food that had more then 3 ingredients (and most of them were successful)
16. When I was young I own a pair of leggings that were black with ghosts and I’m pretty sure some with pumpkins (nowadays they’d be in style)
17. My kids bowed legged walk makes me laugh
18. I’ve picked up a hitch hiker (but it was completely against my will and I’m pretty sure I wasn’t driving).
19. I love making to-do lists and (despite what some people say) they work wonders for me
20. When I find a show I like I overdose on it and will watch whole seasons in a matter of days
21. I didn’t love reading until after I was married
22. The furthest I’ve ever run is 7 miles
23. I love meeting new people (but only if I am with someone else, because if I am alone I apparently have some sort of new people anxiety)
24. I have the WORST memory there ever was (it’s really embarrassing at times)
25. I actually enjoy hospital stays. When I had Sawyer I loved it. I figured if I was ever in a hospital for a bad reason I’d learn to hate them, but I rather enjoyed Tyler’s stay (granted it was a super nice place)
26. I could eat Lo-Mein (which I always thought was chow mein) all day and night
3 comments:
Loved reading this post. I totally feel the same about most of these things...lol.
4a I am paranoid gangs from Mexico are going to run me down when I walk in the streets alone at night. This is also why I lock my doors when I am home alone.
#18 was so me!!! haha oh how I love you. we survived to tell the tale
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